Meet the Floss Boss
Nicholas PhillipsBorn royalty on the Pasadena Ostrich Farm and heir to a kingdom of 60 feathered wonders, the Floss Boss was once a noble prince named Chick-N — a bit of a scaredy-bird, but with a heart as big as his plumage. Everything changed for him the day he tasted a Chioggia beet. Seduced by its candy-striped sweetness, he wandered around the World’s Fair where he discovered Fairy Floss and ended up stumbling into the brass-laced Multiplex. Caught in a sugar rush, he was spun, pulled, and looped through the magical musical horns — vanishing for 120 years.
Age: 121 years old
Height: 8 feet
Weight: 200 lbs (pure fluff & muscle)
FAQs
Q: Is he really an ostrich?
A: Royal blood, 100% ostrich.
Q: Why is he the “Floss Boss”?
A: In reference to his flossy feathers.
Q: What’s his motto?
A: “Don’t get lost in the floss!”
